Distributed by Just Because Records
Only 80 copies available
5 dubbed on old sermon tapes so you'll get some wacky old cleveland ohio preachers, not the cleanest audio tho
75 clean on red tape
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Printed on Gildan Heavy Cotton! My personal favorite style shirt-- soft, but boxy and doesn't hug your bod tight! Try wearing it classic like Denise (pictured) or tie-dying it like Nia (pictured), looks so good that way too!
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I threw up when I realized what they did to ya
You were just a kid in Breaking Dawn
Then they made you strip to give us what we want
Though I know it’s wrong,
I’m obsessed with getting abs like ya
Chugging protein shakes, exhausting runs
I wanna be as jacked as you were as a child
I just want a safer body!
Blend in with the beefcakes just for the summer
Strut out in a tight white t-shirt
tear it off like Taylor Lautner in Twilight Eclipse
I just want a safer body
Eating just enough to force myself into a starvation
I feel unwell and still my weight is up
I wanna be objectified and fetishized
I just want a safer body!
Blend in with the beefcakes just for the summer
Strut out in a tight white t-shirt
tear it off like Taylor Lautner in Twilight Eclipse
I just want a safer body
I’ll get big enough to beat them up
And we can double team those Hollywood perverts
Pound them to the pavement
Til there’s not a face left
I will never trust another man
I will never trust another man
I just want a safer body!
Blend in with the beefcakes just for the summer
Strut out in a tight white t-shirt, i don’t know
I just want a safer body!
Blend in with the beefcakes just for the summer
tear it off like Taylor Lautner in Twilight Eclipse
I just want a safer body